matt (he/him), 37, chicago, gay ✨ friendly, earnest, sarcastic, surreal 💜 ig, twitter, snap: themattspiral

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matt (he/him), 37, chicago, gay ✨ friendly, earnest, sarcastic, surreal 💜 ig, twitter, snap: themattspiral

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Cuddles with Frida (Pawhlo)

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maxknightley:

podplease:

maxknightley:

they should add polyamory to the game of life

What do you call this?


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enraptured by the concept of a polycule systematically adding and removing members in order to “migrate” from one end of the country to the other, all without actually moving. the relationship of theseus

We have received word: the Greater Seattle Polycule has begun it’s migration. Please check the current forecasted path and adjust your plans and living arrangements accordingly.

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escapismsworld:

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Sintra, Portugal

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ryuucafe:

冷蔵庫に残っているものからできていた、辛麺🍜

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scratch-meowt:

there are 2 Ethans in my daughter’s class. you’d think they’d go by Ethan L and Ethan M, but they decided together that they would like to be called Lethan and Methan and I think that’s fantastic

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khytal:

khytal:

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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duckdotcom:

locked room mystery a cowboy rides into town on friday, stays for three days, and rides away on a puddle of water. how can this be? ice horse

(via erraticleigh)

nerdygaystuff:

hexthelex:

hexthelex:

No more cops and soldiers in gay porn!

More garbagemen, mailmen, firemen, builders, repairmen, deliverymen, baristas, waiters, line cooks, gardeners and pool boys in gay porn!

SEXUALISE THE PROLETARIAT

Also - janitors! And store clerks!

Gas station attendants that’ll eyefuck you as you browse then take you in the back room and rail you against the stacks of Gatorade.

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lasaraconor:
“Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish
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lasaraconor:

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

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gacougnol:

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Leonard von Matt

Tower of Centocelle

Italy, 1949

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